Thursday, September 11, 2008

Do the Puyallup!

Tuesday night Paul and I went to the Puyallup Fair. Because of my current situation I can't ride any roller coasters and so instead Paul and I examined every flower and animal on the fairgrounds. I have to admit, by the end of the night, I was pretty obsessed with 4-H. Here are a few of the highlights:

We went straight to the fair after work so we were hungry when we got there. I decided on a corn dog (aka a "Krusty Pup") and Paul wanted a hamburger from another stand. I said, I'll get the meal deal and we can just share the fries and drink. He said, "Ok I'll see how hungry I am." After I get my food, I see Paul and the first thing he says is "I made a mistake" and repeats that as an answer to three separate follow-up questions. As soon as he sits down I see what he means. He ended up getting a hamburger the same size as his face and a BLOCK of fries that look like they were made in a loaf pan. So instead of sharing, we ordered 5 times as much food.

If your feet get tired after walking around the fair, you can always take advantage of one of the many "Jiggle Foot" seats located around the fair for 25 cents. If you're not sure what a Jiggle Foot is, the name says it all:

There were some really beautiful flowers there as well (I was enjoying myself more than my expression in this picture indicates):

Paul and I decided we are not surprised that turkeys get the axe at Thanksgiving. They are ugly and annoying and much more enjoyable when roasted with a side of cranberry sauce:

There was a pig there who had just given birth to 8 piglets. Watching them all feed off her at once made me feel grateful I am just having one. Although I think she and I are about the same pants size:

There were tons and tons of horses including this one row of horses that were ENORMOUS. Of course, the way they are situated, you just walk down the row and look at all their butts. Which I think is weird but whatever. Here's a shot of Paul to give you some perspective of their size. He was about as tall as their butts. P.S. I know this picture suggests many jokes and comments but those are too easy so let it go.

We saw many other animals there and had a great time. We also rode the ferris wheel and cable car. Since there are no pregnant women allowed on the rides, I had to wear a big sweatshirt to hide my belly. So instead I ended up just looking like many other heavy fairgoers and it was not an issue. For those who are local and have not yet taken advantage, I recommend you do the Puyallup!

2 comments:

Margaret said...

Your blog makes me laugh so hard!!!!! and outloud, which I love doing at work in my tiny cubicle!

kelsey said...

I am so pissed. It was hot when we went on Saturday (hence no sweatshirt) and they would not let me on the Ferris Wheel. The lady was nice about it, but when I asked "even the ferris wheel?" she replied "especially the ferris wheel!" I'm still confused about what made it so dangerous, but whatever. I'm glad you got on.