Some of you know, I have an embarrassing secret. I watch the Bachelor, mostly in the fetal position because of how awful it is, but I just can't turn away. This season the idiot proposes to one girl (Melissa), then dumps her six weeks later for the runner-up in an "After the Rose" show surprise. I was inspired by this to hold my own "After the Rose" special.
Dear 2009 body,
Things are so much different now, it's like we have nothing in common anymore. It's just not the same now that we are back in the real world. I'm sorry I put you through so much but I have to let you go, I have to be true to my heart.
Sincerely, Esther
Dear 2007 body,
Please give me another chance. I know you have questions about why I said you have a big butt or why I made fun of the fact that you could wear a boys medium tee shirt. I didn't know what I had until it was gone. I want to make it up to you, let's try again.
Sincerely, Esther
On the show, the runner-up gives him another chance and supposedly they are living happily ever after. Perhaps the same can happen to me. But if not, I guess there's always Dancing with the Stars.
5 comments:
Guess what! Jared worked with Jason at a country club!! Can you believe it! They worked at Inglewood in Kenmore. Hilarious. Anyways, the Bachelor was hilarious this season.
I am also a fan of The Bachelor, but I am not embarrassed. I hosted "The Bachelor" party at my house for the season finally this year. Maybe next time I should come to Bellevue and watch it with you! :)
I have to admit I'm a little surprised that you watch the Bachelor...its okay I won't hold it against you! I hope my college body will give me another chance too!!
You are insanely hilarious. I forwarded these letters to my body and crossed out your name and wrote my own.
The Bachelor was so bad it was good this year. Just embrace it!
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