2000 Flushes

Today I walked into the restroom at work and there was a woman in one of the stalls talking loudly (on her cell phone I assume/hope). There's really only one thing you should do in that situation: I ignored my buffer stall strategy and went into the stall right next to her and began flushing the toilet repeatedly until she hung up. You get what you give, lady (and you should have learned that in 1998)!