For example, NONE of the following things ever happened to me when I worked at Microsoft:
- A co-worker pooping their pants and then expecting me to wipe it clean
- Someone in the cafeteria throwing part of their lunch at my hair
- Me showing my boss a report and, because he liked it, making me read the report to him 2983742346 more times
- Someone banging on the stall door and yelling the entire time I am going to the bathroom
- My colleague taking off her shoes and socks and running the other direction 15 seconds before we are about to leave for a meeting
- A team member walking up to me when I am working on my computer and banging their palm down on the keyboard and then busting up laughing
- Someone going from bosisterous laughter to hysterical screaming/crying and then back to boisterous laughter in a matter of about 9 seconds
- A manager throwing herself on the floor and screaming because I handed her a blue pen instead of a red pen
2 comments:
I looooooved this. But so true. How do kids switch the crying/laughing button on and off so quickly??? Drives me crazy. Brinley surprises me everyday and I swear I am more tired now than I ever was when she was a newborn.
So funny, you make me laugh!
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